a short english story

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- Hi, is that the demolition place?
- It is, yeah.

- Could you help me to destroy my school, pleace?
- Just bear with me a second.

- Hello?
- Hi.

- Well, what school do you go to?
- I go to a school in Dublin.

- And you want it demolished?
- Yeah.

- Do you use a big wrecking ball or ... how do you knock it down?
- A big ball.
- Right.
- Well, hold on one we~ second, please?

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- Hello?
- How are you? My name's Becky.
- Yes?
- I have a proposal for you.
- Go ahead.
- Are you the demolition man?
- Yes.
- You're the top boss, yes?
- Go ahead. Hold a second. Hello?
- I want you to help me destroy my school.
- Do you want to blow it up?
- Can you blow it up or knock it down?
- Whatever you want done.
- I'll blow it up. That'll be better. Can you make sure that all my teachers
  are in there when you knock it down?
- Dunno if we'll get away with that, too.
- I know nobody likes them. They give me extra homework on a Friday and everything.
- Where are you calling from?
- From Dublin.
- What school in Dubin?
- The one that's about to fall down.
- There's a lot of schools in Dublin that are about to fall down.
- And how much will it cost to knock it to the ground?
- It depends how big it is.
- Give me a ball park figure.
- He is not there... He is... Give me a ball park figure.
- Is this the demolition company or a joke factory?
- It's a joke factory at the moment. The joke factory.
- Listen, are you gonna come and knock my school down or what?
- Alright, can you fax me through a photograph or a site plan or something?
- Right, I'll fax you through a plan of the school and my teacher's names.
- Yeah, no problem. Yeah.
- And you just make sure that they're all in the building when you knock it down.
- You just make sure you put all their names on it. I'll give you a price for each
  individual teacher.
- Brillant.
- Yeah.
- When the school falls down, will it make a crash or a wallop?
- When the day I am bound for, I'll make a big bang.
- Sounds good. I'll talk to you later, top man.
- Thanks. Good luck. Hey, you look after yourself.
- Fill you boots, man.
- Thanks. Good luck.
- See you after.
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That's good.I love that "Give me a ball park figure". She got a big feature of that.


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